May 19
When you find out that the guy you like is buff as shit
- friend: ask him, he is way more ripped than me
- me: HE IS??? LIKE ACTUALLY> ??? HE IS RIPPED? FULL OUT? OH EM GEE OH EM GEE ORGASM ORGASM ORGASM
- friend: ya by far he works out way more then me all i do is my core and running
- me: OHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
- friend: ya
- me: oohhhhh mmmmiiiiiii ggooooooodddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im like... instantly horny now
- friend: haha haha wow
- me: seriously xon jus became absolutely perfect! ohhh emmm geeeee!!! so i never asked him if he was ripped cause i wanted to focus on his personality (which i never do...im growing!) aaand i did and now i know he is buff and im like... THANK YOU LOORRD!!!!!!!
- friend: haha ya
- me: seriously.... holy shit hollyyyy shiiit i am never gonna freaking live in this one horse town! i am goin to aspena nd getttin me my man aaand i am gonnaaaaaaa ski race and shit and holy SSHHHIIT!!!!!!!!
- MAYBE over exagerate (:
